On the city bus to work––the streets are ice-free, but my bike is still in the shop getting a tune-up: the fall knocked its headset out of whack.
Conversation with a bus driver
Bus with sign reading DROP OFF ONLY stops and lets people off, but waits with door open....
Me, from the curb: You're letting me on?
Bus Driver: Come on.
Me: Your sign says DROP OFF ONLY-- are you drop-off only?
Driver: Eventually.
Me: But you're going as far as Lyndale?
Driver: Eventually.
Me, depositing my fare: And we'll get to heaven? . . . Eventually?
Driver: Yes, but right now, we're just going through a little bit of Hell.
The Celestial Omnibus.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for that, Sparker.