Saturday, November 22, 2008

Virgil Says Relax

Finally a use for my Classics degree: making gay Star Trek porn out of Virgil!

[NB: OK, more like a bodice-ripping romance-novel parody, sorry if I disappoint...]



Pon Farr drives Spock to look lustfully upon...


McCoy is jealous, because Kirk is a manly man...


Virgil's lovers Dido and Aeneas come to an unhappy end, but not so my heroes.
Spock ends up happily...


Virgil's actually a bit of a prude who could stand to to relax his Roman rectitude.
For alternate inspiration, I'm listening to Frankie Goes to Hollywood's "Relax" repeatedly while I mash up our boys. I'm thinking it might even be a good soundtrack for the vid:
"Hit me with those laser beams!"

3 comments:

bink said...

I'm looking forward to seeing the whole movie!
Post!
Post!
Post!
soon....

Jennifer said...

Spock looks quite fabulous indeed with his hair in laurel leaves!

Virgil + 60s cowboy space opera + 80s dance music = synergy to make one's brain break. :)

fresca said...

As has happened before, now that I'm near the end, I have to go back and change the beginning. (And I'm not sure of the song, either.)
So I will not post today, but soon...

My brain is feeling pretty weak at the hinges all right!