Captain Kirk doesn't know what to get Spock for Christmas, so he's time-traveling to ask for suggestions.
1. Starsky has lots of ideas, including an ant farm, like he got Hutch.
Kirk is, like…
2. Kirk, having politely declined a Budweiser ("I'm on duty"), waits patiently to talk to George Jones.
He always loved George & Tammy Wynette's duet "Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus", but he never heard about George's dreadful relationship history. (Some things get lost between now and the 23rd century.)
The meeting will prove unproductive as Spock does not like firearms or Fireball.
3. President Obama goes through the list of Vulcan-appropriate gifts he compiled.
Kirk becomes distracted when all of a sudden he remembers how the next four years are going to play out. [2021 Update: Geez. Was I ever prescient, or what.]
1. Starsky has lots of ideas, including an ant farm, like he got Hutch.
Kirk is, like…
2. Kirk, having politely declined a Budweiser ("I'm on duty"), waits patiently to talk to George Jones.
He always loved George & Tammy Wynette's duet "Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus", but he never heard about George's dreadful relationship history. (Some things get lost between now and the 23rd century.)
The meeting will prove unproductive as Spock does not like firearms or Fireball.
3. President Obama goes through the list of Vulcan-appropriate gifts he compiled.
Kirk becomes distracted when all of a sudden he remembers how the next four years are going to play out. [2021 Update: Geez. Was I ever prescient, or what.]
4. Naw, he already has this.
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He WOULD make a good Vulcan, with that long sagacious face.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely! He is/was our Vulcan president.
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